Guest Blog by Todd from Roommates

In honor of the season premiere of the second season of Roommates at Brocouncil, I have a guest blog from one of the stars of Roommates, telling you the top ten reasons why you should watch it. Here’s Todd!

Hi, this is Todd Hartwig, big fat famous star of Roommates at www.brocouncil.com. Except I’m not big or fat. I’m hot. Anyway, Ray said that I had to blog about why people should watch Roommates, but I’m going to totally turn the tables on that noob and blog about the top ten reasons I’m hot.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TODD IS HOT

10. Look at me. Now tell me I’m not hot. You can’t. Because I’m on this side of the computer and you’re on that side. So since you can’t tell me I’m not hot, I’m obviously hot. Logic THAT.

9. I look like this shark. He’s hot. Therefore I’m hot, too.

It’s like we’re twins

8. I’m a substitute teacher. What’s hotter than that? Answer: NOTHING. Correct!

7. I have my own website: www.toddisthebomb.com  The interwebz don’t lie.

6. I tried to be a hipster, but I was too hot. The other hipsters said so, and in order to say that, they had to admit that they’re hipsters.

5. Ray’s mom made out with me. She only makes out with hot guys. She told me so herself. Between all the making out.

4. My face is on fire. Hot. Literally.

Look closer. What’s in the fireplace? That’s right. Robbie. He’s about to be hot, too.

3. Rooney Mara didn’t say no when I asked her to take me to the Oscars. In fact, she didn’t say anything. She was obviously dumbstruck by my hotness.

2. I have 39 friends on facebook. Top that.

1. Me. I am number one.

So watch Roommates! Here! It’ll only take a few minutes! And you’ll get to see allllllll this.

-Todd

Wow, some short girl must have taken this picture.

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