Spam fan-mail!

Imagine my excitement when I looked in my spam folder and saw a staggering 18 new spam messages! Can you think of a better way to start 2013? I sure can’t. Don’t worry, I’ve taken out all the boring ones and left you with the best. Here we go! Time to answer some Spam-mail…

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Well, that’s it for today’s adoring spam-bots (or fan-bots, as I like to call them)! If you liked this post, check out this one, or this one, or this one!

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9 thoughts on “Spam fan-mail!

  1. Sarah says:

    Have you considered the possibility that somehow your reviews are being received in a parallel universe where they accept them as coded “signals” giving them crucial information for the completion of their “missions”? And that perhaps they find them “difficult to understand” because they aren’t meant to act as the messages they think they are receiving?!?

    Just a thought.

      • michelsauret says:

        I don’t exactly know what they hope to achieve with that strategy. BTW I’m hosting a workshop on self publishing this Thursday. I know you’ve already gotten a head start on the traditional pub route by querying agents, but I thought I’d throw that out there.

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