I Don’t Write Every Day. And I Call Myself a Writer…

Here’s a question I hate: “Do you write every day?” No, in fact. No I don’t write every day.

Sorry to all of the writing books/blogs/cartoons/tweets/famous people out there that say you can only be a writer if you write every day. I don’t. And I’m a writer. I have a mug to prove it.

Now here’s a question I can get behind: “Do you do something writerly every day?” Yes! Yes I absolutely do!

Who cares that this particular question involves a made up word? Guess what? That’s part of being a writer! (Just ask Shakespeare. He made up tons of words)

Here is a list of things that count as “writerly.”
*Writing, in all its many forms (journaling, blogging, tweeting, poeming, etc)
*Editing/revising
*Reading. Anything.
*Talking to other writers about the craft of writing
*Noticing interesting things about life and thinking, “That could work in a story.”
*Thinking about the plot of your current work
*Thinking about the plots of your past work
*Making up words (see *writerly and *poeming)
*Saying a pun and noticing it’s a pun
*Internally correcting your co-workers’ grammar
*Contrasting the “voice” of a truck commercial with that of a cereal commercial
*Buying a book
*Going to the library

Yes, at some point you actually do have to write your novel. But not every day.

Certainly not on days that you wake up before the sun to a babbling toddler and run out to get a hair cut before hubby goes to work then think about a new musical for your book then meet a writer friend for coffee (which you actually take back to your HOUSE since your toddler won’t do coffee shops and the library is closed) and shuttle car-less people to and from places which ends up to be a fiasco and try for an afternoon nap which DOESN’T WORK so you watch Daniel Tiger and fall asleep before a big meeting during which said toddler pukes on the nursery worker.

Not on days like that. On days like that, you get to look at your day and say, “Look at all the writerly things I did! I thought about a new musical for my book! And met a writer friend for coffee! And perhaps there will be a shuttling fiasco in a book some day! I even tried to go to the library! My day was jam-packed with writerly things. My mind is at ease. I am still a writer.”

Moral of the story: Don’t beat yourself up if you miss a day (or a few!) of writing. Just don’t.

What things are on your writerly list?

Survival Colony 9 is here!

Hey! A fellow Pittsburgh writer, Joshua David Bellin, is being published today. As in, RIGHT NOW! As in, if you like this excerpt, you can buy the book. Today! So do that. I will. 🙂

Fourteen-year-old Querry Genn’s world is a desert where small groups of survivors struggle against heat, starvation, and the creatures known as the Skaldi, monsters that appeared on the planet after war swept away the old world. Suffering from amnesia brought on by an accident, Querry struggles to recover the lost memories that might save the human race. But the Skaldi are closing in, and time is running out on Survival Colony 9.

 
In this excerpt, a scouting party investigates the western desert, where the colony has been driven following a Skaldi attack. There they find an abandoned settlement. Through Querry’s eyes, we meet some of the novel’s main characters: the commander of Survival Colony 9, Querry’s father Laman Genn; Laman’s second-in-command, Aleka; and Querry’s nemesis, Yov. We also hear rumors of the Skaldi, who are an ever-present threat in this world.

The trucks crawled up the hill, coughing and wheezing, pulled up on bare dirt and stopped with a squeal. My dad, moving faster than I’d seen him move in weeks, jumped down from the cab. He took a long look at the place, hands on hips, nodding slowly. Then he turned to us.

“Who found it?” He directed his question at Aleka, but I could tell he hoped the answer was me.
“Yov,” she said. “The kid’s got eyes like a hawk.”
My dad stepped over to Yov and reached up to pat him awkwardly on the shoulder. Yov had a calm look on his face, like he was saying, “hey, just doing my job,” but I knew I’d be hearing about this later. From both of them.
“Good work,” my dad said.
Sure enough, Yov looked sidelong at me and smirked.
“We’ll have to double-check,” my dad said. “Aleka, have your team sweep the perimeter. Querry,” he signaled. “Get over here.”
While Aleka and the others fanned out to circle the compound, I accompanied him to the interior, near the crater. For an hour he had me get down on my hands and knees to peer in the dust for signs of Skaldi. He’d taught me how to detect their presence, but it’s not easy. When they leave a body behind, there’s nothing much to see. Emptied, like a sack of skin.
He kept up a running commentary as I crawled around in the dirt searching for evidence. “It doesn’t have to be much,” he reminded me. “Scraps, flakes. Teeth. Anything they might have left behind.”
“What about this?” I lifted a long, thin strip of some translucent material from the floor of a ruined house.
He scrutinized it. “I don’t think so. Bring it back, though. I’ll have Tyris take a look at it.”
Eventually we came to the very lip of the crater. He considered sending me down inside, but the walls fell away steeply and the rock looked precarious. He made me hunt around the edge anyway.
“Seems clean,” I told him when I was done.
“Check again,” he said.
I dropped to the dust and searched once more for signs I couldn’t see.
We strolled back to the others when he was satisfied with my inspection. “Something about this place,” he said. “Familiar. Like I’ve heard someone talk about it before.”
He shook his head, remembering, not remembering. He’d told me stories about what cities used to look like, with shining towers of steel and legions of cars streaming down the avenues. But he’d never seen one himself, not that he could remember. Only the old woman had, and the holes in her memory gaped as wide as the cracks in the houses that were left.
When we returned to the others, I could feel the anticipation in the air. No one budged, but all eyes zeroed in on him.
“Aleka,” he said. “Report.”
“No sign,” she said. “And Laman—there’s food.”
The magic word shivered through the crowd. His face remained composed, but I saw his eyes light up. “Where?”
Aleka led the two of us to the structure farthest from the nucleus of camp, a windowless square of gray cinderblock overlooking the hill’s eastern edge. My dad said it looked like a bomb shelter, but even if bombs had been flying or Skaldi breathing down our necks, there was nowhere near enough room for our whole camp. Probably it had belonged to a single family in the time before. It seemed to be the only building in the compound with working locks, two in fact, one in front and one on a trapdoor that led to a basement level. But the doors stood open, the deadbolts sprung. A flight of rickety wooden stairs led below. And in a corner of the basement, on the packed dirt floor, sat a pyramid of wooden cases filled with rusty metal cans.
“You’re sure it’s edible?” my dad asked, holding one of the cans up in the glow of Aleka’s flashlight.
“According to Tyris, properly canned goods have an effective shelf life of forever,” she answered. “But Laman. . . .”
He lowered the can. “I’m listening.”
“It might be best to take what we can carry and go. I’m not—comfortable here. We’re exposed. There’s only one way out. If they were to block the road. . . .”
“Not their typical behavior,” he said. “And you told me the perimeter’s clean.”
“So far as we can ascertain,” she said. “But this room—I suspect it’s been looted.” She shone her flashlight on the floor, revealing parallel tracks where cases had been dragged. “We may not be the only colony to have visited this place.”
“And the ones who beat us to it are plainly gone,” he replied. “Driven away by Skaldi, most likely. Leaving nothing but food the Skaldi won’t return for.”
“Unless they return for us.”

SURVIVAL COLONY 9 is available now from Simon & Schuster, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, IndieBound, select Wal-Mart stores, and other online and physical retailers!

About me:

I’ve been writing novels since I was eight years old (though the first few were admittedly very short). I taught college for twenty years, wrote a bunch of books for college students, then decided to return to fiction. SURVIVAL COLONY 9 is my first novel, but the sequel’s already in the works!

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Playing catch-up

Hello friends!

Sorry I’ve been so absent. Here’s the scoop:
Shakes stuff: Last week was Costume Blitz Week. Basically, we had one week between casting the show and taking the promotional pictures. So I had one week to get all thirteen costumes (or close approximations of them). After a lot of long hours and a whole lotta thrift shops, Costume Blitz Week was a success! I have a one-page list- a one-page list!- of things I still have to get before the show. That list is usually in my hand about a week before we open. I am so blessed to have so much time to get the costumes done.

Sunday was the promotional photo shoot. One word: Gorgeous. More words: Funny, charming, modern, sweet, silly… I could go on, but a picture is worth a thousand words, and I will soon have a picture. I can’t wait until I can show it to you!

Baby stuff: Google is growing! One wives’ tale people use to determine whether the baby is a boy or a girl is how you’re carrying. “Are you carrying low or high?” they ask. Let me tell you, since I’m 4’11”, I’m carrying everywhere! It’s a little funny. 🙂 I’ve had so many people ask, “When are you due?” and when I say, “September,” their eyes get really big. Yes. September. I still have three months!

Google is also very active. Very! Lots of bumps and wiggles and dancing.

Book stuff: Lots of good stuff going on with my book (Yellow Bike). Lots of good stuff. I’m starting a new re-write after some very valuable feedback. Sorry to be so mysterious. Life is one big revision! I hope to have it done in a few weeks.

So things are busy right now! Someday I will have a very cool, insightful post. I promise. Today, though? Just catching you up. 🙂

Dreamy NaNo Butterflies

You know what’s fun?

Watching all of my blogger friends emerge from their Nano cocoons. 🙂

Here I am! Emerging from mine! I’m not quite a butterfly, but I wrote a book!

My first weekend of December was awesome. And by “awesome,” I mean “productive.”

Christmas shopping, bill paying, laundry doing, coupon clipping, house cleaning… I’m still not caught up from NOT doing those things all November, but it’s a lot better than it used to be!

On the agenda for tonight?

Napping. Visiting with a friend. Writing a grocery list. Vacuuming. Working on a critique for The Club.

All of these things will hopefully create a nice buffer between me and my Nano-baby. We need some time apart before I review and write a list of things to add (and remove- sorry character named Jeremy) when I revise.

Sometimes when I’m making a latte or matching socks, a new scene or device or character will pop into my  head. I happily think about it for a while and promptly forget which flavor latte I’m making or whose socks I’m matching.

So be kind to your barista, blog-o-sphere. Her mind may be preoccupied with people that don’t exist. 🙂